Cant Make This Stuff Up #2

A Pennsylvania man had a big beef with his brother over a Big Mac, and now he’s facing assault charges.

Thomas Veres, 47, was arrested early Wednesday morning after he allegedly punched his older brother, Matthew, 58, for eating three Big Macs and not saving one for him.

Police said Veres was so mad that he ransacked the home they shared in Union Township, knocking over furniture and appliances and throwing food, the Washington County Observer-Reporter reports.

Matthew Veres suffered injuries to his right eye and left cheek and had his ear cut during the assault, police said, according to the Associated Press.

Thomas Veres was arrested for simple assault and harassment. He was taken to the Washington County Jail where he remains on $2,500 bond, according to CBS Pittsburgh.

Can’t Make This Stuff Up.

A man is apparently suing his wife for the deep distress she caused when he saw her without makeup for the first time.

According to Yahoo! News, the husband made the shocking discovering the morning after their wedding in Algeria.

He was allegedly so stunned by his wife’s natural appearance, he didn’t believe he was in bed with the same person he married.

The man reportedly said she looked so different, Mirror reports, he was under the impression a stranger had come to “steal his apartment.”

A source told Emirates 247,

He said he was deceived by her as she used to fill up her face with make up before their marriage. He said she looked very beautiful and attractive before marriage, but when he woke up in the morning and found that she had washed the [makeup] off her face, he was frightened as he thought she was a thief.

The lawsuit accuses the woman of fraudulence and claims she owes the equivalent of a little over $20,000 for the “psychological suffering” induced by her incomparable deceit.

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