Lewis Carroll was Jack the Ripper.

How could the beloved author of the children’s classic “Alice in Wonderland” possibly be the same mysterious serial killer who murdered prostitutes in London during the late 1800s? Richard Wallace, author of the 1996 book Jack the Ripper: Light-Hearted Friend, claimed the clues can be found in Carroll’s own books.

Several passages in novels like Sylvie and Bruno, written around the same time of the murders, were actually anagrams, Wallace claimed. If you rearranged certain sentences, they would become horrifying confessions, like: “I got a tight hold of her and slit her throat, left ear to right.”

Wallace, however, took a lot of creative license with the anagrams, and often left out words to make his case. His theory is likely not true, but it still makes us shiver just to imagine a children’s author going on the prowl for victims at night.

The Ice Bucket Challenge was a satanic ritual.

The Ice Bucket Challenge, a globally popular Internet sensation that raised money for ALS research, was rumored to have its origins in a ritual purification ceremony that, according to at least one conspiracy theorist, was “cleansing America in the name of Antichrist Lucifer Satan for some future thing.” There was also the suspicious death of Corey Griffin, one of the founders of the Ice Bucket Challenge, who mysteriously jumped off a roof and died just after an ALS benefit in 2014. Was it a suicide… or murder?

Chemtrails are polluting the sky…. and your mind.

The condensation trails, or “chemtrails,” left in the sky behind planes are just engine vapor mixed with the low temps of a night sky. Or maybe it’s a chemical sprayed into the air by the government, to secretly infect the masses and either poison us or control our minds.

Some claim it’s to “weed out” the sick and elderly, or even to sterilize members of the populace that the Powers That Be (whoever that is) deem as unworthy. The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency says it’s nonsense, of course, but who are you going to believe?

Reptiles control the government.

It all started with conspiracy theorist David Icke, who came up with the idea that a race of super intelligent reptiles, called “Annunaki,” have held most positions of political power for centuries. Everyone from Queen Elizabeth to George W. Bush to Henry Kissinger were accused of being secretly a reptile (supposedly wearing very realistic human masks). And people believe it! According to a Public Policy Polling survey, around 12 million Americans are seriously convinced that our leaders are really lizards in disguise.

The Mad Man Who Hangs Dead Bunnies from Bridges

Even if you weren’t a resident of Virginia in the 1970s when this urban legend became a favorite tale among children and teens, it’s likely that you’re at least familiar with some aspects of the story. As the legend goes, an escaped mental institution patient had taken to roaming around the countryside of Virginia, killing rabbits and hanging their dead bodies from bridges in the area. And, though this exact story may not fully check out, there are very real reports of a raving mad man in the area, who was seen by numerous people in October 1970. According to the witnesses, he was dressed in a white suit and bunny ears, sometimes even launching a hatchet at cars full of people.

YIKES, HADLEY!

ENGLISH IS HARD.

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